Geez, you turn your back for one second...

OK so I admit, I was totally checking my email while Kelan was coloring the other day. I mean come on, it was the first time he sat still all day.

I caught Kelan in the act and decided that step one should be to capture it on film. Because, obviously.

So you know that kid in your kindergarten class that just sat at the table with a blank paper eating the glue? Yeah, that would be my kid. You're welcome in advance for the memories, Kelan's future kindergarten class.

And before you go running to the phone to call CPS, those markers are non-toxic. Probably, right?